Dear Diary, So I've been playing this really cool game that Nana got for me called Tunnels of Armageddon. I used to play this when I was just little, but now I found the floppy disk that it was on, so now I get to play it again!
All you have to do is use your arrow buttons to make your space ship go through tunnels and DON'T hit the walls or you die. I don't want to brag but I am REALLY good at it still. I like to play the parts that turn red or green in the tunnel.
Yesterday I played a LOT and I got really far. Nana fell asleep on the couch so I got to play REALLY late. I played all the way until I almost won!
So this is where things get WEIRD, Diary, I think because not very many people play the game anymore, the aliens don't get to talk to people very often (I mean the aliens that are on the other side of the game, probably). So when I started playing and they saw how cool I was and how much skill I had to help them win a battle, they wanted to meet me.
So I went to bed pretty late after a lot of cheese, and suddenly....
I was ON ANOTHER PLANET! It was so real, diary, the gravity was even just like how it would be on another planet. I'm NOT making this up, you have to believe me!!
I was exploring and climbing into craters, when I found one that had a big weird secret hole inside! I wasn't sure what to do, so I reached into my pocket and found a salchicha. I threw it in the hole to see if anything happened to it. I didn't hear it hit the bottom.
So I did what any explorer would do, I jumped in. Suddenly I WAS IN SOME TUNNELS, JUST LIKE IN MY VIDEO GAME!!
I followed the tunnel down a little ways and then I found my Salchicha that I threw in! It got BIG! So I decided that I just had to ride it.
Boy was that salchicha FAST! I was really glad that I had all that practice in my game because when it came down to avoiding evil enemies, I was like already such a pro at it. When I found the cool green tunnel I liked so much, I found a door at the end of it that was.... SUSPICIOUS.
There was a lot of noise coming from the door, but I couldn't tell what it was.
It was a lot of noisy banging, thumping, buzzing and binging, like "BIE EBEE BEE BEE BOOO BOOO BOO ZRR ZRRRA ZRRRR" so I was a little afraid to open it. But I am brave so I did.
And OMG diary........
guess what I found?
IT WAS AN ALIEN DANCE PARTY! And they invited ME!!
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! There was alien noise music and lights and planets, SPACE IS SO COOL, DIARY!!!
It was the best night of my LIFE.
When the party was over, they brought be back to my room.
So now that I have a bunch of aliens friends in space, I'm more ready to hang out with them this time. I've packed up a few things that I think they would think are cool, and now I'm going to become a space scientist, starting with winning the alien game so that they come back again tonight.
Dear Diary, it's been summer for a little bit, and I've been doing a lot of stuff. Too busy to tell you about all of it, but it's all really fun. Not that you are not fun, but this stuff is just much more funner. Here is a picture of me and Nana playing with some water pistols I got, they're pretty neat. Have a nice time under the bed, Diary, I have to go do more stuff, bye.
Today was a good day. On accident, I spilled ketchup in my friend Del's house when I was looking for snacks. I didn't mean for it to happen but it did! I was going to clean it up but when I went to clean it, it was smearing like finger paint and it looked so cool, Diary!
Turns out it's like paint basically and it's so cheap for a lot of it.
Luckily I brought a lot of ketchup with me so it was easy to get my art done.
I got tired after this though and went home to take a nap. I think Del is going to appreciate my free spirit.
You need to remind me to never do bath salts again. I was reading on AOL that they can make you go crazy and it's true! I went to Lursh and the lady said that I should try some bath salts, and they smelled so nice! She gave me a free sample and I put them in the tub and took a bath. After I was done I felt all crazy! I decided it was a good idea to go into people's houses when they weren't home and see what kinds of things I could find.
I tried to get into this chicken's house but the chickens were home, so I went inside the actual house instead.
There were so many plants, I would have been afraid of this house a long time ago, when I was still afraid of plants, but guess what diary, I wasn't afraid!
I even found a lemon tree to be friends with.
This is a very safe neighborhood because everybody leaves doors and garages and windows open for me to get into.
I had a lot of snacks from my neighbors. Bath salts make you hungry!
I even found some applejuice to pour into the toilet. Wasteful!!
Someone had put this bowl of salchichas on the ground.... I think it was a trap.
Sometimes I would hear a noise and I'd have to hide.
I found some good spots to hide in. I stayed in some of them for a long time just in case somebody came home.
Everyone had such nice families, I decided to look deeper into their lives.
I went on their computers and found more secrets inside of them.
I heard people coming down the road and ran as fast as I could away!
It was a good night, diary. I found out secrets about myneighbors and I won't even tell anyone about them. Except for you, because you won't tell anyone, right diary?
I went on a date tonight, with my sometimes-flame, Ravioli, even though I'm sick with a cold. I don't care if it's rude, diary, because I have desires too and I deserve kissing!
Ravioli knocked at my door at 6 PM sharp, and gave me a weird hand made paper crown. No flowers, I guess.
He gave it to me and said "Because you're the queen of my world" or something so corny like that UGH!!
First, he took me to the Arcade at the movie theater. The second joystick was broke on the two player game so I just had to "watch the master".
So we went to the movie part to see "Four Weddings and a Salchicha" and I was SOOO BORED, Diary! I thought valentines day was supposed to be about kissing. The only good part of the movie was that the actor in it looked JUST like JJM <3 My teen idol.
Then I had such a good idea.
I just decided to pretend like was on a date with THE ONE, the ONLY Joshua Johnathan Mercier.....
I liked it SO much better after that and I was having a REALLY good time. JoshJohn makes me want to KISS!
Ravioli didn't seem to mind anyway.
Next we went to a fancy Bistro. Things were going great!
He was so handsome, wow. I thought about kissing the whole time we ate.
Then it was time to take me home.
We stood there at my doorstep. I looked at JJM, Ravioli looked at me, it was so romantic. I could tell he wanted to kiss too. I thought about kissing all night and it was finally my chance to kiss my crush, Joshua. Johnathan.Mercier!!
And then we kissed like they do in the Disney movies, with OPEN FRENCH! I put my tongue on his, and I'm never going to wash my tongue again.