Salchichan Living: Dear Diary I WAS ABDUCTED

Dear Diary,

So I've been playing this really cool game that Nana got for me called Tunnels of Armageddon. I used to play this when I was just little, but now I found the floppy disk that it was on, so now I get to play it again!

All you have to do is use your arrow buttons to make your space ship go through tunnels and DON'T hit the walls or you die. I don't want to brag but I am REALLY good at it still. I like to play the parts that turn red or green in the tunnel.

Yesterday I played a LOT and I got really far. Nana fell asleep on the couch so I got to play REALLY late. I played all the way until I almost won!

Almost.

So this is where things get WEIRD, Diary, I think because not very many people play the game anymore, the aliens don't get to talk to people very often (I mean the aliens that are on the other side of the game, probably). So when I started playing and they saw how cool I was and how much skill I had to help them win a battle, they wanted to meet me.

So I went to bed pretty late after a lot of cheese, and suddenly....

I was ON ANOTHER PLANET! It was so real, diary, the gravity was even just like how it would be on another planet. I'm NOT making this up, you have to believe me!!

I was exploring and climbing into craters, when I found one that had a big weird secret hole inside! I wasn't sure what to do, so I reached into my pocket and found a salchicha. I threw it in the hole to see if anything happened to it. I didn't hear it hit the bottom.

So I did what any explorer would do, I jumped in. Suddenly I WAS IN SOME TUNNELS, JUST LIKE IN MY VIDEO GAME!!

I followed the tunnel down a little ways and then I found my Salchicha that I threw in! It got BIG! So I decided that I just had to ride it.

Boy was that salchicha FAST! I was really glad that I had all that practice in my game because when it came down to avoiding evil enemies, I was like already such a pro at it. When I found the cool green tunnel I liked so much, I found a door at the end of it that was.... SUSPICIOUS.

There was a lot of noise coming from the door, but I couldn't tell what it was.

It was a lot of noisy banging, thumping, buzzing and binging, like "BIE EBEE BEE BEE BOOO BOOO BOO ZRR ZRRRA ZRRRR" so I was a little afraid to open it. But I am brave so I did.

And OMG diary........

guess what I found?

IT WAS AN ALIEN DANCE PARTY! And they invited ME!!

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! There was alien noise music and lights and planets, SPACE IS SO COOL, DIARY!!!

It was the best night of my LIFE.

When the party was over, they brought be back to my room.

So now that I have a bunch of aliens friends in space, I'm more ready to hang out with them this time. I've packed up a few things that I think they would think are cool, and now I'm going to become a space scientist, starting with winning the alien game so that they come back again tonight.

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